WHAT IS MARKETING?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -
That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: 'Hi I'm very rich, Marry me' -
That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: 'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' -
That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' -
That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. -
That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him -
That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. -
That's restriction for entering new markets
